When physics sucks some comedy will keep the ghosts of Faddeev and Popov at bay.
Since every man and his dyspeptic dog has a kooky cosmology we shall have one too!
Here follows The Great Secret of Mongol Legend.
Mongol Cosmology – The Book of Genesis
The Universe started when a lone Bactrian camel, wandering the formless wastes of the Interstitial Gobiverse, coughed up a Cosmic Hairball.
This is is the Primordial Hairball of the Bactrian Camel.
Prone as they are to gastric incidents the Original Camel then farted.
This ignited the Primordial Hairball and gave birth to all that we see around us.
On the Seventh Day, there were Marmots.
This was good because they carried Plague which rid the world of Bureaucracy.
The Great Kahn ate one and saw that it was good.
So Endeth the Beginning.