The Mongol Way
I Genghis, Scourge of the High Priests of Quantum Zealotry, and fond admirer of the Color Blue of Eternal Heaven, do hereby declare:
1) The Mongol Horde shall only trade in: Marketable Theories of Something.
2) Trade in Theories of Anything, Everything and Nothing is: Punishable by Death.
3) Jousting for Mind Fluff, is permissible, but only on Feast Days, which are held daily.
4) Those traveling without a passport stamped “j” will be the: Object of a Game of Polo.
5) When a choice of color is involved it shall: involve Blue.
6) When no choice of color is involved it shall: be Blue.
7) There is no choice for the square root of minus one – It Shall be “j”, The Mongol Way.
8) Those under the banner of “i” shall be hunted down mercilessly – You “i” You Die!
9) Loyalty to “The Mongol Way” enjoins: Merchantable Solutions to Many Problems.
10) The Mongol Way is based on merit. You solve it, you enjoy the: Spoils of Plunder.
The Mongol Horde may lay siege to any problem under the: Blue of Eternal Heaven.
The Spoils of War are Yours when: The Back of Opposition is Broken.
Bury your Gold. Lock up your Horses, your Women and your Goats.
The Mongol is Coming!